Sometimes I write songs and poetry about other topics: politics, SF fandom, life in general. Not often, but enough to have a category in my BatPage for it. Here’s that, then.
- 99 Australian Ways
- A Visit From Saint Valeyard
- Aggravation
- Alice in PL/1-derland
- All Creatures That In House Do Dwell
- All My Friends Are Getting Pregnant
- All Teachers Great And Small
- alt.sex On Their Minds
- An Apology
- Anthem For A Clever Country
- Antony!
- Baa Baa Barnaby
- Big Lies
- Breakfast At Dunning/Kruger’s
- Build Me A Clone
- Captain Jack and the Daleks
- Did A Lot Of Stringing Last Night
- Dilithium Rhapsody
- Doch naS
- Don’t Pay The Feral Man
- Don’t Worry, That’s Donny
- Dumb Ways To Lie
- Enormous Hair
- Feed The Troll!
- Fire Lies
- Gaffa Fixes Everything
- Giardia
- Hamster Hotel
- Haunted By The Bovine
- Hello From The North Shore
- I Knew You Were Donald
- I Like Pauline
- I’ve Got A Theory
- If I Were Malarky
- John Denver Meets The Zombie Apocalypse
- Kurt Vonnegut: Hacker
- Let ‘Em Vote
- Misty Mountain Commuting
- Mother Nature’s Screaming
- My Youngest Son
- My.Gov
- New Hole, New Hole
- Newtown
- O Caprica!
- O Come All Ye Trekful
- Ode To Harvey
- Ode To Senator Neunzehn
- Ode to Sir Hugh
- Our Home Town
- Pauline
- Political Correction
- Rasmus’s Toy
- Redneck Radio
- Shut Up And Go To Sleep
- Slight Whine In The Sun
- Sourcerers
- Spud Man
- Squargle
- Still, You Got An Awesome Solo
- Superior Orders
- Sweet
- Telstrawocky
- Terry Bisson Meets An Old Cowpoke
- Thank God I’m A Cessna Boy
- That’s Covfefe
- The Bastard Boy
- The Chinese Year of the Dead Parrot
- The Comforting Song
- The Cutty Picnic
- The Final Bogroll
- The Modern Major Plebiscite
- The Post-Olympic Anthem
- The Rambler
- The Remains Of My Country
- The Story So Far
- The Twelve Weeks of Cleaning
- The Whingeing Song
- This Subnet Belongs To Me
- Three Syllable Slogans
- Three Word Slogans
- Throw Your Arms Around Paul McDermott
- Torch Song
- Two Strangers In One Bed
- Vanstone
- We Didn’t Pick The Liar
- Wouldn’t It Be Nice
- Y2K The Brave
- Your Marriage Belongs To Me