Sometimes I write songs and poetry about other topics: politics, SF fandom, life in general. Not often, but enough to have a category in my BatPage for it. Here’s that, then.
- 99 Australian Ways
- A Policeman’s Not
- A Visit From Saint Valeyard
- Actual Creep
- After All Of That
- Aggravation
- Alice in PL/1-derland
- All Car
- All Creatures That In House Do Dwell
- All My Friends Are Getting Pregnant
- All Teachers Great And Small
- alt.sex On Their Minds
- An Apology
- Anthem For A Clever Country
- Antony!
- Baa Baa Barnaby
- Big Lies
- Black Adam
- Breakfast At Dunning/Kruger’s
- Build Me A Clone
- Captain Jack and the Daleks
- Cis White Boomers
- Crap Crowd
- Crossing The Line
- Dan 2.0
- Dear Loon Extruder
- Devil In The Dark
- Did A Lot Of Stringing Last Night
- Dilithium Rhapsody
- Dishwasher Calling
- Doch naS
- Don’t Pay The Feral Man
- Don’t Worry, That’s Donny
- Dumb Ways To Lie
- Dunny Boy
- Enormous Hair
- Every Germ Is Sneaky
- Everything Is Fucked Now
- Feed The Troll!
- Fire Lies
- Gaffa Fixes Everything
- Geevo Town
- Giardia
- Go Down, Voters
- Group Chat
- Hamster Hotel
- Haunted By The Bovine
- He Don’t Use Braincells
- Hello From The North Shore
- Home And Cosy
- I Knew You Were Donald
- I Like Pauline
- I Wash My Hands
- I’ll Be In Your Bubble
- I’ll Spend A Billion Dollars
- I’m In Geeveston Still
- I’ve Got A Theory
- Idol Thoughts
- If I Were Malarky
- It’s Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Christmas
- It’s My Party And I’m Self-Isolating
- John Denver Meets The Zombie Apocalypse
- Kurt Vonnegut: Hacker
- Let ‘Em Vote
- Lockdown Girl
- Mister Sandman
- Misty Mountain Commuting
- Mother Nature’s Screaming
- My Youngest Son
- My.Gov
- Never On A Friday
- New Hole, New Hole
- Newtown
- Not Clarke and Dawe: Useful Advice In These Trying Times
- O Caprica!
- O Come All Ye Trekful
- O Holy Fuck
- Ode To Harvey
- Ode To Senator Neunzehn
- Ode to Sir Hugh
- Our Home Town
- Patronise Mode
- Pauline
- Plague In The ACT
- Plain Vanilla
- Political Correction
- Rasmus’s Toy
- Redneck Radio
- Rudolph the Teenage Human
- SARS-CoV-2 Is Coming To Town
- Scotty From Marketing
- Set Fire To The Sea
- Shut Up And Go To Sleep
- Simply Unimpeachable
- Slight Whine In The Sun
- Sourcerers
- Southern Outlet
- Spud Man
- Squargle
- Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “User Interface”
- Starfleet’s Mutineers
- Stick The Bastards (In The Sack)
- Still, You Got An Awesome Solo
- Superior Orders
- Sweet
- Telstrawocky
- Terry Bisson Meets An Old Cowpoke
- Thank God I’m A Cessna Boy
- That’s Covfefe
- The Bastard Boy
- The Chinese Year of the Dead Parrot
- The Comforting Song
- The Cutty Picnic
- The Final Bogroll
- The Modern Major Plebiscite
- The Post-Olympic Anthem
- The Rambler
- The Reckoning
- The Remains Of My Country
- The Story So Far
- The Twelve Weeks of Cleaning
- The Whingeing Song
- They’ll Know We Are Christians By Our Fish
- This Subnet Belongs To Me
- Three Syllable Slogans
- Three Word Slogans
- Throw Your Arms Around Paul McDermott
- Torch Song
- Twitymandias
- Two Strangers In One Bed
- Vanstone
- We Didn’t Pick The Liar
- Wouldn’t It Be Nice
- Y2K The Brave
- Yet Another Song About The C-Word
- Your Marriage Belongs To Me