Anthem For A Clever Country

Yet another to the tune of Advance Australia Fair, inspired by… well, everything, really. Why do people vote for John Howard? Is it stupidity or malice? I can’t figure that one out…


We live here on a continent
Upon this wide world’s arse,
And nothing ever happens here:
That’s not some kind of farce.
We read the Murdoch Daily News,
The Royals we adore;
We glad to help George Dubya out
Whenever there’s a war.
We all have working craniums,
But no-one knows what for.