It’s not my fault! There was a cat! He demanded pats and food! He had, if his protests are to be believed (I speak fluent Cat) never been fed or shown any affection ever! And then this song popped into my head, and, well…
August 2025
Whoa, fat kitty (pat the cat)
Whoa, fat kitty (pat the cat)
That kitty wanna eat (pat the cat)
Give the cat some meat (pat the cat)
Said he wanna eat fish (pat the cat)
Gonna get your wish (pat the cat)
I said oh, fat kitty (pat the cat)
Whoa, fat kitty (pat the cat)
Whoa, fat kitty (pat the cat)
Whoa, fat kitty (pat the cat)
There’s an open door (pat the cat)
Kitty don’t care for (pat the cat)
When the door just close (pat the cat)
Then through he goes (pat the cat)
Whoa, fat kitty (pat the cat)
Whoa, fat kitty (pat the cat)
Whoa, fat kitty (pat the cat)
Whoa, fat kitty (pat the cat)
Gonna sleep all day (pat the cat)
In a sunbeam ray (pat the cat)
Make more mayhem (pat the cat)
At four AM (pat the cat)
Whoa, fat kitty (pat the cat)
Whoa, fat kitty (pat the cat)