Students of history may recall a time when a “man” named Donald Trump was President of what was then called the “United” States. Ancient history now of course, but what isn’t? This is to the tune of Billy Idol’s White Wedding.

January 2021

Hey Little Fingers, what have you done?
Hey Little Fingers, did you think you’d won?
Hey Little Fingers, you’re the business man.
Hey Little Fingers, what’s your master plan?
Hey Little Fingers, one term!

It’s a nice day to lose again
It’s a nice day for a white whipping
It’s a nice day to lose again

Hey Little Fingers, what did you say, now?
Hey Little Fingers, drain that swamp and how
Hey Little Fingers, one term (that’s through)
Hey Little Fingers, swamp is draining you
Hey Little Fingers, one term!

It’s a nice day to lose again
It’s a nice day for a white whipping
It’s a nice day to lose again, ow!

Time to head home, yeah

Hey Little Fingers, what have you done?
Hey Little Fingers, did you think you’d won?
You’ve been around for so long (so long)
You’ve been around for so long (too long)
I’m glad to tell you so long!

It’s a nice day to lose again
It’s a nice day for a white whipping
It’s a nice day to lose again, ow!

Well there’s nothing fake in this news, Donnie
No there’s nothing fake in this news
And there’s nothing good there for you
You can try to half-ass a coup
It’ll only turn out that you
Lose again!

Come on, it’s a nice day for a white whipping
It’s a nice day to lose again
It’s a nice day to lose again
It’s a nice day to lose again