To the tune of The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything: a silly song, for a change (?).

March 2012

We are the fighters who don’t win anything
We just armour up and enter Crown
And if you ask us did we win anything
We just tell you… we don’t win anything!

Well I’ve never won a tourney and I’ve never won a melee
And I’ve never been the victor in a battle with the Horde
And I’ve never got a knighthood and I’ve never had a Duchy
And I’ve never even won a Knotted Sword.

Well I’ve never fought in Stormhold and I’ve never fought in Stegby
And I’ve never fought in Southron Gaard or anywhere abroad
And I’ve never fought in Rowany and I’ve never fought in Burnfield
And I’ve never even won a Knotted Sword.

Well I’ve never eaten sushi and I’ve never kissed an aardvark
And I’ve never said a Mass for the Ascension of Our Lord
And I’ve never slapped a bo’sun and I’ve never burped in Latin
And I’ve never even won a Knotted Sword.