One of the truly appalling earworms of the twenty first century is The Duck Song.  This is a filk of that.

Bom bom bom, ba-dom-pa-dom
A king walked up to a Lightwood feast
And he said to the cook, running the feast
“Hey!” (bom bom bom) “Got any stew?”
The cook said, “Yes, we’ve got plenty of stew,
There’s vege and beef and it’s gluten-free too
Can I serve you some?”
The king said, “Ooh, yum!”
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
‘Till the very next day
Bom bom bom-bom bom-pa-dom

When the king walked up to a Lightwood feast
And he said to the cook, running the feast
“Hey!” (bom bom bom) “Got any meat?”
The cook said, “Yes, we’re abounding with meat
We’ve got dishes that moo, cluck, twitter and bleat
Can I fill your plate?”
The king said, “That’s great!”
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
‘Till the very next day
Bom bom bom-bom bom-pa-dom

When the king walked up to a Lightwood feast
And he said to the cook, running the feast
“Hey!” (bom bom bom) “Got any soup?”
The cook said, “Sure, soup’s our specialty:
Chicken, pumpkin, beef, spicy vege or pea,
Are you ready to sup?” The king said, “Yup!”
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
‘Till the very next day
Bom bom bom-bom bom-pa-dom

When the king walked up to a Lightwood feast
And he said to the cook, running the feast
“Hey!” (bom bom bom) “Got any pies?”
The cook said, “Sure, all the pies you would wish:
Beef and mushrooms, cheese, apple, raspberry or fish
Made ’em fresh this week”
The king said, “Unique!”
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
‘Till the very next day
Bom bom bom-bom bom-pa-dom

When the king walked up to a Lightwood feast
And he said to the cook, running the feast
“Hey!” (bom bom bom) “Got any Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Spam?”
And the cook said, “Shut up and eat your turnip.”
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Do-do doo do-do-do-doo