I wrote this song for Duke Niall in response to something he posted on a Facebook group. It’s to the tune of the 1980s sun cancer prevention jingle, Slip, Slop, Slap:

January 2017

The sun’s shining down
We’re fighting for Crown
But second round isn’t a breeze
If you please!
So if you draw a knight
Don’t give up the fight.
Don’t you cower in the corner!
You can win it with ease!
[spoken] Be especially careful when they say “Comfy?”
Just say these simple words:

Snap! Slot! Rap!
You may just survive if you play it like that.
Snap! Slot! Rap!
When you’re on your final life
Snap! Slot! Rap!

Snap! Slot! Rap!
Snap at the helm, slot it downwards and twist in a rap.
Snap! Slot! Rap!
You can beat Duke Niall, say
Snap! Slot! Rap!

Snap! Slot! Rap!
(Oops, you’re dead now)
Snap! Slot! Rap!