Rubber chicken, you’re the one,
Think I’ll call you Solomon,
Rubber chicken, you’re awfully wise, it’s true,
Buk-buk-b’gak!

Rubber chicken, latex toy,
You’re an alto, not a boy,
Rubber chicken, you’re our featherless friend, that’s you,
Oooh-oooh..

Told my mother I
Can’t explain what it is, ma,
Don’t you know that the chicken she
Simply oozes charisma,
(Oh what a feeling!)

Rubber chicken, hear us howl,
You’re our fav’rite floppy fowl!
Rubber chicken, there isn’t a group of –
Rubber chicken, I’d like a whole coop of –
Rubber chicken, we’ll never make soup of you!
Buk-buk-b’gak!