A friend resigned his Laurel after many years, so I wrote this for him.  It’s far more sarcastic about the noble Order than they deserve, but it fit his mood at the time and neither of us will take it as incitement to burn anyone at the stake.  No, not even that peer, you know the one… the snooty one with the bad attitude… you know. Yeah. That one.  No burning!

I believe the base tune should be obvious.

April 2018

(Spooky music)
(Drums and electric lute)
(Chorus:) Laurelbusters!

If there’s someone rude in your kingdom there,
Who you gonna call?
Laurelbusters!
If a sense of shame leaves your newbies scared,
Who you gonna call?
Laurelbusters!

(Trumpet solo)
I ain’t afraid of no peer.
I ain’t afraid of no peer.

If you’re quite content with your own damn Dream,
Who can you call?
Laurelbusters!
Antisocial peer being far too mean,
Oh! Who you gonna call?
Laurelbusters!

(Trumpet solo)
I ain’t afraid of no peer.
I ain’t afraid of no peer.

Who you gonna call? Laurelbusters!

If you’re ostracised for your stitch-length size, just call
Laurelbusters!

I ain’t afraid of no peer.
Mmmm, they like to stitch and bitch,
Oh, I ain’t afraid of no peer.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Who you gonna call? Laurelbusters!

Mm… if you’ve had enough
When sad nerds talk tough, baby
You better call
Laurelbusters!

(Drums)
Let me tell you something:
Busting’s quite authentic!

I ain’t afraid of no peer
I ain’t afraid of no peer

Don’t get told to go, oh no
Laurelbusters!
When they’re making you ashamed
Just because you play a different game
I think you better call
Laurelbusters!

Ooh… who you gonna call (Laurelbusters!)
Who you gonna call (Laurelbusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (Laurelbusters!)
Who you gonna call (Laurelbusters!)

I can’t hear you! (Laurelbusters!)
Who you gonna call? (Laurelbusters!)
Louder! (Laurelbusters!)
Who you gonna call? (Laurelbusters!)
Who can you call? (Laurelbusters!)
(etc)