Once upon a time there was a party called BangFest, which was a legend. The precise nature of what transpired at that part will not be revealed unto ye knowlessmen. Suffice it to say Nothing Happened. This is about that. It’s to the tune of Cutty Wren. Note that the people who are being interrogated and answering questions in the song are some of those who attended; the remainder are SCUNAe who did not.
[July 1996]
“Where are you going?” said Woodgate to Fruitbat.
“We can not tell you,” said Seagoon to Snert.
“We’re off to the BangFest,” said Jon the Prevert,
“We’re off to the Bangfest,” said Jon the Prevert.
“What will you do there?” said Dervish to MikZ.
“We can not tell you,” said Tania to Snert.
“We’ll get well acquainted,” said Jon the Prevert,
“We’ll get well acquainted,” said Jon the Prevert.
“Who’ll get it started?” said Brick to Fiona.
“We can not tell you,” said Claret to Snert.
“Some tipsy librarian,” said Jon the Prevert,
“Some tipsy librarian,” said Jon the Prevert.
“Who will entice her?” said Jeffery to Jamesy.
“We can not tell you,” said Chapstick to Snert.
“It’s hard to remember,” said Jon the Prevert,
“It’s hard to remember,” said Jon the Prevert.
“And what will the rest do?” said Sandra to Cameron.
“We can not tell you,” said Kate unto Snert.
“We’ll show off our piercings,” said Jon the Prevert,
“We’ll show off our piercings,” said Jon the Prevert.
“What does this all mean?” said Chat-List to Net-List.
“Buggered if I know,” said you there to me.
“I fancy a party, let’s all go to IV!
“I fancy a party, let’s go to IV!”