To the tune of O Come All Ye Faithful.

Flying your starship
Through the endless night time,
Look out for boxy shapes that can’t be ignored.
Caught in their strong grip,
This must be the right time:

Oh come let us be welcomed
Oh come let us be welcomed
Oh come let us be welcomed
By the Borg.

One happy family
In the Borg collection,
Joyfully working for a worth-while goal:
Unbroken harmony,
Searching for perfection.

We are assimilated
We are assimilated
We are assimilated
By the Borg

Now we are searching
For our friends for so long,
Hoping to share with them the life we have found.
Onward we’re lurching,
Singing out our theme song:

Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile
We are Borg!