Another one for Prince Brusi, as was. He hates it, but everyone else loves it; possibly those two facts are interrelated. It’s to the tune of We Will Rock You, by Queen.
[mid-1992]
Brusi you’re a knight, make a big noise,
Fighting in the war, gonna be a top dog some day
You got a grin on your face, you wave that mace,
Kicking your squires all over the place, singing
He will, he will rule you
He will, he will rule you
Brusi you’re a Viceroy, big boy,
Giving it your all, gonna take on the West one day
You got a grin on your face, you wave that mace
Visiting the shires all over the place
He will, he will rule you, singing
He will, he will rule you
Brusi you’re a real prince, don’t wince,
Ruling with a smile, gonna spin you some tales this day,
You got a grin on your face, you wave that mace,
Critics better scurry back into their place
He will, he will rule you, sing it
He will, he will rule you
Everybody, he will, he will rule you
He will, he will rule you
Lute solo!