Much as I’d love to see the Cheeto-Faced Shitgibbon out on his surgically-lifted arse, I don’t think it’s going to happen. This is about that. It’s to the tune of Robert Palmer’s Simply Irresistible.
December 2019
How is it constitutional?
He’s clearly inexcusable, yeah yeah
His methods are unsuitable,
But is he prosecutable?
With the House turning blue, what they wish they could do
They’re obliged to attempt, but it may not get through
It doesn’t look good to me, I think they’ll find him
Simply unimpeachable
Simply unimpeachable
He’s never been respectable, huh
It’s easily detectable, whoa
This narcissistic egotist
Around here he will not be missed
It’s unnatural how he can manage somehow
To convince all his fans he’s the man with the plan
The slammer’s where he should be, instead I think he’s
Simply unimpeachable
Simply unimpeachable
Simply unimpeachable (He’s so bent, there’s no tellin’ where his money is)
Simply unimpeachable (He’s intent, he’ll be loaded when he goes)
“He’s so dependable,” “He’s gonna build a wall,”
“Why he could shoot a man, we wouldn’t care at all”
“If you don’t like it, better move to Montreal”
It doesn’t look good to me, now I think he’s
Simply unimpeachable (He’s so bent, there’s no tellin’ where his money is)
Simply unimpeachable (He’s intent, he’ll be loaded when he goes)
Whoa–
He says there was no quid pro quo
He said it so it must be so, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
And when they vote to kick him out, huh
The tally’s never been in doubt, yeah yeah
I recall, was a time when the highest of crimes
Simply were not allowed, not a cause to be proud
It’s not how things ought to be, but now I guess he’s
Simply unimpeachable (He’s so bent, there’s no tellin’ where his money is)
Simply unimpeachable (He’s intent, he’ll be loaded when he goes)
Simply unimpeachable (He’s so bent, there’s no tellin’ where his money is)
Simply unimpeachable (He’s intent, he’ll be loaded when he goes)