You look at me, you see my nice white belt
You think my heart had never really felt
But I’m more than some inhuman thing,
If you don’t believe me, just listen to me sing…

I’m a sensitive new-age knight
I’m a sensitive new-age knight
I feast and I fool and I fight
But I only do it if you say it’s all right

You see me on the battlefield
While I’m alive I won’t ever yield
And when I get you home to bed
I wanna try, baby, everything that you said

When I take you out to dine
All the world is gonna know that you’re mine
Just by the smile that’s on your face
And by the way that I get you to hold my mace

So come on over, let’s make our plans
Now that you’ve found your number one man
How many children babe, you gotta decide,
Just an even half-dozen or a whole gridiron side?

You see me on the battlefield
While I’m alive I won’t ever yield
And when I get you home to bed
I just want you, baby, to give me some chance

I’m a sensitive new-age knight
I’m a sensitive new-age knight
I’m a sensitive new-age knight
(But all I really wanted to be was a lumberjack)

I’m a sensitive new-age knight
I’m a sensitive new-age knight
I’m a sensitive new-age knight
(Though sometimes I see a cute boy and I just go – oh!)

I’m a sensitive new-age knight
I’m a sensitive new-age knight
I’m a sensitive new-age knight
(So I suppose a filk is out of the question?)