I just found this lurking in a notebook. It’s about the new-this-year Rowany Festival site at Glenworth Baths Swamp Valley Baths, and it’s to the tune of the theme from Red Dwarf.
[Easter 2008]
It’s damp outside,
Rain kind of everywhere
Everything
To excess
Fungus grows
In between my toes
Mud, mud, mud
In my blood, blood, blood
I’d rather not
Drown on the tourney field
Breastplate, helm
And water wings.
Give me dust —
Sunburn, if you must:
Mud, mud, mud
Is a dud, dud, dud…