Don’t Worry, That’s Donny

The Parody Project does a lot of stuff — really, a lot of stuff — about the Comedy American President, but it worries me that they’re so serious all the time. I mean, there’s nothing to worry about really, provided you’re white… and male… and straight… and healthy… and rich… and living in a city… and can speak Russian fluently…

This is to cheer them (and you) up.¬† The tune is Bobby McFerrin’s Don’t Worry Be Happy.

January 2018

A year ago they held a vote
Made all the thugs and nazis gloat
But don’t worry – that’s Donny
We hear a lot about the trouble
He’ll leave the world a pile of rubble
Don’t worry – that’s Donny
Don’t worry – that’s Donny, now

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh ooh, don’t worry
Woo ooh-woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh, that’s Donny
Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, don’t worry — that’s Donny.

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh ooh, don’t worry
Woo ooh-woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh, that’s Donny
Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, don’t worry — that’s Donny.

Ain’t got no hope for life at all
You’re scared about his great big wall
Don’t worry – that’s Donny!
If you’re straight and white and rich
You really got no need to twitch
Don’t worry [Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha]
That’s Donny [Look at him, he’s funny!]

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh ooh, don’t worry
Woo ooh-woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh, that’s Donny
Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, don’t worry [Here’s my provider’s number, pay your premiums, don’t get sick, you’ll be fine]
Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh ooh, don’t worry
Woo ooh-woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh, that’s Donny
Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.

Got lots of cash, you live in town,
Ain’t trans or gay or black or brown
Then don’t worry – that’s Donny
‘Cause when you’re worried and speak your views,
That ain’t nothing but more fake news
Then don’t worry – that’s Donny
Don’t worry, that’s Donny now

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh ooh, don’t worry
Woo ooh-woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh, that’s Donny
Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, don’t worry — that’s Donny.

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh ooh, don’t worry
Woo ooh-woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh, that’s Donny
Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, don’t worry — that’s Donny.

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh ooh, don’t worry
Woo ooh-woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh [Don’t worry, no really]
Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, [keep smiling, they’re watching, don’t let anybody see]

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh ooh, don’t worry
Woo ooh-woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh, [it’s four years, you can hold on]
Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, don’t worry — that’s Donny.

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh ooh [I’m kind of worried]