Heralds get a bad rap, invariably from people who are used to getting their own way and can’t quite cope with having to maintain a higher standard of research for their names and armory than they do for everything else.  We all have our ways of dealing with people like that; my new method is going to be this: encourage the spread of this song till everybody knows it, then when someone does something unreasonably hostile to the Heralds, we just answer them with three beats: stomp-stomp-CLAP!

To the tune of We Will Rock You by Queen.

June 2018

Buddy, you’re a newb at your first feast,
Tunic and a cloak, gonna try all the things today
Wanna earn some fame,
You play that Game,
Come and see us for a brand new name!
Singin’

We will, we will make you!
We will, we will make you!

Buddy you’re a new Lord, top scored,
Got an AoA, people cheering, you feel OK,
It’s all quite nice,
But here’s advice:
See us right now, get a shiny device!
Singin’

We will, we will make you!
(Sing it!)
We will, we will make you!

Buddy you’re a King now, somehow,
Time has really flown, gonna spin you some tales this day,
You got time for choice,
While all rejoice:
Remember who’s standing here being your voice!

We will, we will make you!
(Sing it!)
We will, we will make you!
(Everybody!)
We will, we will make you!
We will, we will make you!