Three Word Slogans

We used to have a Prime Minister who couldn’t manage to think more than four words in a row. We replaced him with one who was even more disappointing, but never mind that.¬† Before he was gone I wrote this. The tune is Lenka’s Everything At Once, although the limitations of the subject matter mean that you have to work hard at times to fit the words to the rhythm. But I think the chorus makes it work.

June 2015

We’ll Axe The Tax.
And Stop The Boats.
Baddies Vs Baddies
End The Waste

Hope, Reward
and Opportunity
A Stronger Australia
Bill’s A Failure

. . . Ah, suppository
. . . Ah, suppository
. . . Oh, ah, suppository
. . . Of Wisdom

Adults In Charge
So Ditch The Witch
Pledge To Families
Good For Humanity

Open For Business
I’ll Be Accountable
No Broken Promises
Left-Wing Biases

We Will Decide
Wind Farm Blight
Repay The Debt
Fix Their Mess

Dead and Buried
And Cremated
Lefty Lynch Mob
Warming Has Stopped

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. . . Oh, ah, suppository
. . . Oh, ah, suppository
. . . Of Wisdom
. . . Add Another flag!
. . . Add Another flag!
. . . Oh, Add Another flag!

Young And Feisty
Daggy Dad Moment
Women Of Calibre
A Stronger Australia

Place For Everything
Do The Ironing
Debt and Deficit
Much To Celebrate

Lower, Simpler, Fairer
Sometimes Shit Happens
Five-Star Treatment
The Mother’s Convenience

Lifters Not Leaners
Response You Deserve
Good For Wages
Nope! Nope! Nope!

. . . Ah, suppository
. . . Oh, ah, suppository
. . . Oh, ah, suppository
. . . Of Wisdom
. . . Add another flag!