Oh dear. Donald Trump. Dearie, dearie me.

To the tune of I Knew You Were Trouble, obviously.  What else could it be?

Once upon a time, a coupla years ago
You were just a guy with a TV show
You fired him, you fired her, they fired you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I guess you didn’t die, and I wish it weren’t so
And now you’re up high, and everyone knows
A big man, with big plans, and small hands-and-and-ands

And it’s long past when there might have been doubt
And I realize your secret is out:

‘Cause I knew that’s a Tribble that you’re wearin’.
So where’d you come from?
You flew here from planets I’ve never seen
To the White House lawn, oh
I knew that’s a Tribble that you’re wearin’.
The world can see now
You’re some kind of scary orange alien
Now you want to rule the whole damn world
Oh, oh, Tribble, Tribble, Tribble
Oh, oh, Tribble, Tribble, Tribble

No biology. I’ve never seen you sweat.
Pretend you have to breathe. You’re part machine, I bet.
You’re shouting, you’re shouting, you’re shouting-ing-ing-ing-ing.
Now I heard you want walls, and riots in the streets,
A thousand year regime, familiar sound to me,
And now we see, now we see, now we see-ee-ee-ee.

We were long gone, every bridge burned,
And I realize we get what we’ve earned, yeah!

‘Cause I knew that’s a Tribble that you’re wearin’.
So where’d you come from?
You flew here from planets I’ve never seen
To the White House lawn, oh
I knew that’s a Tribble that you’re wearin’.
The world can see now
You’re some kind of scary orange alien
Now you want to rule the whole damn world
Oh, oh, Tribble, Tribble, Tribble
Oh, oh, Tribble, Tribble, Tribble

And the saddest fact is plain to say:
We invited you in, and now you’re gonna stay, and sieze the day, yeah…

‘Cause I knew that’s a Tribble that you’re wearin’.
So where’d you come from?
You flew here from planets I’ve never seen
To the White House lawn, oh
I knew that’s a Tribble that you’re wearin’.
The world can see now
You’re some kind of scary orange alien
Now you want to rule the whole damn world
Oh, oh, Tribble, Tribble, Tribble
Oh, oh, Tribble, Tribble, Tribble

I knew that’s a Tribble that you’re wearin’.
Donald, Donald, Donald
I knew that’s a Tribble that you’re wearin’.
Donald, Donald, Donald