A mashup of Teddy Bear’s Picnic to the tune of The Cutty Wren. Of course.

“Where are you going?” said Blue Ted to Pooh Bear,
“We cannot tell you,” said Zrrbrrt to Flurf.
“We’re off to the picnic,” said Ted of the Purple Fur,
“We’re off to the picnic,” said Ted of the Purple Fur.

“Who is it all for?” said Blue Ted to Pooh Bear,
“We cannot tell you,” said Zrrbrrt to Flurf.
“For bears who have been good,” said Ted of the Purple Fur,
“For bears who have been good,” said Ted of the Purple Fur.

“That will not do then” said Blue Ted to Pooh Bear,
“What will we do then?” said Zrrbrrt to Flurf.
“For every bear ever,” said Ted of the Purple Fur,
“For every bear ever,” said Ted of the Purple Fur.

“What will we do there?” said Blue Ted to Pooh Bear,
“We cannot tell you,” said Zrrbrrt to Flurf.
“We’ll play and we’ll shout there,” said Ted of the Purple Fur,
“We’ll play and we’ll shout there,” said Ted of the Purple Fur.

“That will not do then” said Blue Ted to Pooh Bear,
“What will we do then?” said Zrrbrrt to Flurf.
“We’ll gad about gaily,” said Ted of the Purple Fur,
“We’ll gad about gaily,” said Ted of the Purple Fur.

“What will our treat be?” said Blue Ted to Pooh Bear,
“We cannot tell you,” said Zrrbrrt to Flurf.
“We’ll hide and we’ll seek there,” said Ted of the Purple Fur,
“We’ll hide and we’ll seek there,” said Ted of the Purple Fur.

“That will not do then” said Blue Ted to Pooh Bear,
“What will we do then?” said Zrrbrrt to Flurf.
“We’ll eat marv’lous things there,” said Ted of the Purple Fur,
“We’ll eat marv’lous things there,” said Ted of the Purple Fur.

“When will we go home?” said Blue Ted to Pooh Bear,
“We cannot tell you,” said Zrrbrrt to Flurf.
“At six in the evening,” said Ted of the Purple Fur,
“At six in the evening,” said Ted of the Purple Fur.

“That will not do then” said Blue Ted to Pooh Bear,
“What will we do then?” said Zrrbrrt to Flurf.
“With Mummies and Daddies,” said Ted of the Purple Fur,
“With Mummies and Daddies,” said Ted of the Purple Fur.

“What is your warning?” said Blue Ted to Pooh Bear,
“We cannot tell you,” said Zrrbrrt to Flurf.
“Don’t go there alone then,” said Ted of the Purple Fur,
“Don’t go there alone then,” said Ted of the Purple Fur.